Wednesday, June 30, 2010

WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS R PAID SO MUCH.......

PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS R PAID SO MUCH……
FOR JUST BEING ON THE PHONE… TAKE A LOOK: (and you would find why...!)




1 ) Tech Support : “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”
Customer : “Ok.”
Tech Support : “Did you get a pop-up menu?”
Customer : “No.”
Tech Support : “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer : “No.”
Tech Support : “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”
Customer : “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.”
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2) Customer : “I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message.”
Tech Support : “Did you install the update?”
Customer: “No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?”

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3) Customer : “I’m having trouble installing Microsoft Word.”
Tech Support : “Tell me what you’ve done.”
Customer : “I typed ‘A: SETUP’.”
Tech Support : “Ma’am, remove the disk and tell me what it says.”
Customer : “It says ‘[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk’.”
Tech Support : “Insert the MS Word setup disk.”
Customer : “What?”
Tech Support: “Did you buy MS word?”
Customer: “No…”

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4) Customer : “Do I need a computer to use your software?”
Tech Support : ?!%#$ (welll pretend to smile)

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5) Tech Support : “Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the ‘OK’ button displayed?”
Customer : “Wow. How can you see my screen from there?”
Tech support : ##### ***

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6) Tech Support : “What type of computer do you have?”
Customer : “A white one.”
Tech support : ******_____####

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7) Tech Support : “What operating system are you running?”
Customer : “Pentium.”

Tech support : ////—–+++
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8) Customer : “My computer’s telling me I performed an illegal abortion.”
Tech support : ??????

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9) Customer : “I have Microsoft Exploder.”
Tech Support : ?!%#$
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10) Customer : “How do I print my voicemail?”
Tech support : ??????

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11) Customer : “You’ve got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won’t boot properly.”

Tech Support : “What does it say?”

Customer : “Something about an error and non-system disk.”

Tech Support : “Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?”

Customer : “No, but there’s a sticker saying there’s an Intel inside.”

Tech support : @@@@@
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12) Tech Support: “Just call us back if there’s a problem. We’re open 24 hours.”

Customer: “Is that Eastern time?”

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13) Tech Support : “What does the screen say now?”

Customer : “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”

Tech Support : “Well?”

Customer : “How do I know when it’s ready?”

Tech support : *** —- ++++
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The best of the lot

14) A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.

Tech: What’s the problem?

User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.

Tech: (keep quite)

Tech: You’ll need a new power supply.

User: No, I don’t! I just need to change the startup files.

Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You’ll need to replace it.

User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the
command.

Tech support::

10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The, tech is frustrated and fed up.
Tech support::(hush hush)

Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don’t normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.

User: I knew it!

Tech : Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes.

10 minutes later.

User : It didn’t work. The power supply is still smoking.

Tech : Well, what version of DOS are you using?

User : MS-DOS 6.22.

Tech : That’s your problem there. That version of DOS didn’t come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes.

1 hour later.

User : I need a new power supply.

Tech support : How did you come to that conclusion?

Tech support : (hush hush)

User : Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply.

Tech: Then what did he say?

User: He told me that my power supply isn’t compatible with NOSMOKE.

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Height Of it all (Too Good)

15) Customer : I need a product identification number right now

Customer Care Officer : and may I help u in finding it out?

Cust : sure !!!!

CCO : could u left click on start and do u find ‘My Computer’?

Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find your, computer?


CCO:%#%^#%

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Powerful Internet Utilities

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Friday, June 18, 2010

[GFX]Online Photo Editors

Here u can find all the online photo editors,they provide a great way to quickly and easily do basic picture editing....

Apply
some amazing effects through PhotoFunia to make your photos unique and
fun. In short, PhotoFunia allows you to upload your own pictures and
modify it into a selected effect without bells and whistles.

Upload a photograph of yourself so u can add special effects to spruce up your precious digital moments....
http://www.fototrix.com/

Customize text on any image (huh?)! Make custom clipart and e-cards, just choose a template!
http://www.txt2pic.com/

Turn your photos into incredible artwork with one click...
http://www.befunky.com/

Make funny pictures online...
http://funphotobox.com/

Dumpr is where you create marvellous photos to share with your friends...
http://www.dumpr.net/

Montagraph is a social platform to give you an easy way to make and share your photo montages.
http://www.montagraph.com/Views/Main.aspx

Create funny pics from your photos!!!
http://funny.pho.to/

Create your own personalized money bill at the click of a mouse button...
http://www.festisite.com/money/

Add graphics to ur images.
http://blingee.com/blingee

place ur face on other bodies.
http://www.faceinhole.com/us/

make your image more interesting, unique and attractive...
http://anymaking.com/?obj=funny-photo-eff

Resize
or Crop your images (also for animated gifs).Add Text to your images
(also for animated gifs).Add Borders, or Overlay your images (also for
animated gifs).Put your image in a Picture Frame or add a Mask. (also
for animated gifs)
http://www.online-image-editor.com/

Pixenate™ offers powerful photo-editing
tools that foster creativity and stimulate purchases of custom photo
products. Pixenate is a self-hosted solution which means it is software
you can install on your own webserver.
http://pxn8.com

It's an online GIF image editor.This unique tool is completely on-line --
nothing to download or install. Better yet, it's ABSOLUTELY FREE.
http://gifworks.com/

Neilm. com has specialized in amazing and affordable web site and logo design for over 8 years.
http://www.neilm.com

Resize
2 mail is an online resize website utility developed for digital camera
owners, webmasters, people travelling or anybody who quickly wants to
resize a digital image for email or publishing on a web site.
http://www.resize2mail.com/

using this u can add digital photo effect for fun .
http://www.photo505.com/

play photos & share with anyone.
http://www.pizap.com/application.php

U can add many photo effects to ur photo.
http://jpgfun.com/effects

Add graphics to ur images.
http://www.pazoen.com/main.php

Edit ur pics to luk nice.
http://www.picnik.com/app

make magazine covers online.
http://jpgfun.com/magazine

add colourful frames to ur images.
http://jpgfun.com/frames

Add captions & effects to ur photos.
http://www.caption.it/

Add borders & shining frames to your photos.
http://www.uglit.com/

Animate your pics.
http://www.pfect.com/

Animate your pics.
http://www.moronface.com/

Simply Upload your Face pic to be featured in a Magazine.
http://www.paparazzied.com/create Tilt-shift style photos.
http://tiltshiftmaker.com/

Upload images from your computer and from
anywhere on the web and edit them freely with the dozens of tools and
filters available.
http://www.myimager.com/index.php?f=0

The easiest FREE online picture editor
http://www.drpic.com/

Upload pictures from your PC or from an URL. It provides over 15 ways to correct color, exposure, and lighting problems.
http://www.cellsea.com/media/index.htm

Here you can Edit, Collage, Animate and Share your pictures online.
http://www.picture2life.com/

Photo editor with good image manipulation functions that is connected with your Flickr account.
http://www.preloadr.com/

Hack an Orkut Password Remotely


You will need
:
 WIN - SPY

->>After downloading winspy keylogger to hack Orkut account password, run the application. On running, a dialog box will be prompted. Now, create an user-id and password on first run and hit apply password. Remember this password as it is required each time you start Winspy and even while uninstalling.


->>Now, another box will come, explaining you the hot keys(Ctrl + Shift + F12) to start the Winspy keylogger software.








>> Now, Winspy’s main screen will be displayed as shown in image below:




->> Select Remote at top, then Remote install.

->> On doing this, you will get a popup box as shown in image. Now, fill in the following information in this box.




.user - type in the victim’s name
.file name - Name the file to be sent. Use the name such that victim will love to accept it.
.file icon - keep it the same
.picture - select the picture you want to apply to the keylogger.
In the textfield of “Email keylog to”, enter your email address. Hotmail accounts do not accept keylog files, so use another email account id, my sugession is using a Gmail id.
Thats it. This much is enough. If you want, can change other settings also.


 After you have completed changing settings, click on “Create Remote file”. Now just add your picture to a winrar archive. Now, what you have to do is only send this keylog file to your victim. When victim will open this file, all keystrokes typed by victim will be sent to your email inbox. Thus, you will get all his passwords and thus will be able to hack his email accounts and even Orkut account password.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Set User Logon Hours

You can restrict a certain user to only use the computer at a certain time interval. Let's say you have a username called Bill and you want Bill to access the computer only from 9AM - 9PM from Monday through Friday. You can do this by going to Start->Run and type in net user Bill /time:M-F,9am-9pm. For 24-hour time, you can replace the time with 09:00-21:00 instead. This will only allow the user to login during those hours on those days.

How to Connect between two PC’s or Laptops using a LAN Cable – Setting up LAN Network

This video Tutorial show how you can connect two PC’s or Laptops using a simple LAN Cable and thus set up a network between them. I mean wouldn’t it be great to play NFS Most Wanted, Counter Strike, FIFA and other LAN Games with your Friends at your home, office, college etc. This is a really Great Video Tutorial explaining in details what you have to Do.







in case the IP Gate addresses are unclear in the Video, they are as follows :
Laptop 1 :



19216811
2552552550
19216812
Laptop 2 :



19216812
2552552550
19216811
Youtube Link : http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=bNcHChJhBgs

COLLECTION OF INTERESTING AND USEFUL WEBSITES-part 1

Frenz here is my collection of some intersting websites i’ve found while wasting my time(browsing the net)…………iam sure some of these will definitely be useful for u……if u also have any other interesting websites u went across then plss mail them to me .
INTERESTING WEBSITE#1

Send Free sms to any mobile in india: The best sms website in india……..from this website we can send any number of sms free to any mobile number in india…….the best feature of this website is that it supports both gsm and cdma…….Way2SMS is an easy-to-use communication tool which helps you to send SMS to your friends, family etc. Also, Send Messages to the Group contacts with single click.Out of the 160 characters of a standard SMS, Way2SMS offers only 92 characters to the User to send out their personal SMS.
INTERESTING WEBSITE#2
Media convert is an online tool which helps to convert any file(audio,video,data etc…) from one format to the other format online on the internet without even downloading any software.The best part is we dont even have to registerfor that website….its all free……
INTERESTING WEBSITE#3
Feed the poor ones: www.hungersite.com The Hunger Site was founded to focus the power of the Internet on a specific humanitarian need: the eradication of world hunger. Since its launch in June 1999, the site has established itself as a leader in online activism, helping to feed the world’s hungry. On average, over 220,000 individuals from around the world visit the site each day to click the yellow “Click Here to Give - it’s FREE” button. To date, more than 300 million visitors have given more than 500 million cups of staple food.
INTERESTING WEBSITE#4
Information about all the Movies:
www.imdb.com is the most comprehensive movie information source on the Net and it has won numerous awards. Gather facts about actors, movies, TV shows, trivia and all sorts of interesting stuff that pertains to the entertainment industry.
INTERESTING WEBSITE#5
All your favourite Food recipes:
www.allrecipes.com all the food recipes that u can ever make and u can ever think are here…………just a perfect website for all food lovers and food cooks………..
INTERESTING WEBSITES#6
create a dumb face of your enemy or frenz and post it to them. Zingfu
just paste the face of your victim to any one one of the available funny photos…..its very simple to create……
INTERESTING WEBSITES#7
Welcome to will self destruct . This site enables you to create a one-time secure web page for a recipient. You can create a secure anonymous mail message to a friend or colleague by entering their e-mail address and the message, i.e. sending a password or other sensitive information that you don’t want other people to see. The recipient will receive an e-mail with a link to a one-time secure web page which they will be able to view once and only once. Once the url has been accessed themessage is deleted.
INTERESTING WEBSITE#8
Create a content ready webpagePlenty of websites promise a personalized homepage. None makes it as easy to build as Netvibes.Netvibes users simply drag and drop boxes containing newsfeeds, blogs, e-mail, pictures, podcasts - anything with an RSS feed

INTERESTING WEBSITE#9
Submit your website to 40 social networking sites:

The social news web services are growing day by day. Digg, StumbleUpon, Reddit, Blogmarks, Netscape and many more exist and each one follows a different set of title, link and tags for successful submission.Social Poster will help you to do just that. You can enter the title, url and description and tags once for your blog post and then hit the “Generate” button, it’s ready for submission to 40 sites.
INTERESTING WEBSITE#10
a mind reader crystal ball that really reads your mind and tells u about wat u are thinking…..really cant figure it out how it does that…….
click here to see this……….

INTERESTING WEBSITE#11
a funny conversation of bush(the ex-president of america) with his secretary……must see this…. click here to see this
INTERESTING WEBSITE#12
Free 50gb online space
ADrive LLC (ADrive.com) leads the free online data storage community, offering the largest amount of free storage on the Internet.ADrive serves as an online, centralized vault for all file types including: music, videos, photos, documents, and more.ADrive was designed to meet the demands of our data-intensive world.
INTERESTING WEBSITE#13
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Free photo website for u:

logon to www.photosite.com and register urself freely.
it provides u free unlimited foto uploading and domain name of ur choice.
u can maintain ur albums and share it with ur friends.
INTERESTING WEBSITE#14
Create face of anyone you like:
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.flashface
make anybody’s face using this website…it is really cool
INTERESTING WEBSITE#15
Convert videos online without any software:
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convert any online video/s and then download it
here’s the most awaited site ………. this site not only does convert ur video but also download it for free ………. heyy but it takes a bit of time ……….
http://converttube.com/
INTERESTING WEBSITE#16
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EHOW
A reference site for just about everything else. Want to know how to tie a tie? Make pizza dough? Install a bathtub? This is the place.
INTERESTING WEBSITE#17
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Spypig is a Free email tracking system that lets you know when the email you sent has been read by recipient. It works with virtually all modern email programs: Outlook, Eudora, Yahoo Email, Gmail, Hotmail, AOL Email and many others. Cool tool and it’s free!

INTERESTING WEBSITE#18
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Deezer : is a very good site where you can find massive amounts of songs to listen to (you can´t download them, only listening is allowed).
INTERESTING WEBSITE#19
Free disposable email:
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MintEmail : generates a disposable email for you as soon as you load the page and even automatically saves it to your clipboard for you. If you need an temporary email address for longer than four hours, you can create a custom minemail.com email address that will forward all emails to your real address.There’s more! MintEmail will automatically verify the email address and notify you via the title bar when your email has arrived.
A really nice temporary email solution worth bookmarking for those times you don’t want to give up your real one.
INTERESTING WEBSITE#20
INTERESTING WEBSITES - ONE AND ONLY PLACE FOR STUDENTSContactify : Create your own personal contact form. Contactify creates the link, people click on it and then they can send you a message without you ever having to reveal your email address. Anyone who has ever put an email address online can appreciate the benefit of this! And it’s free. Registration is super fast.
INTERESTING WEBSITE#21
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Fix-it Club : Learn how to repair or recycle household items that you might otherwise throw away.
INTERESTING WEBSITE#22
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Wordsmith :If you are a die hard word lover, this is the site for you. It emails you new word every day with meaning, its origin etc. Subscription is free and very easy. It has half a million subsribers !

INTERESTING WEBSITE#23
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flauntR : While the basic image editing features in FlauntR are no different from other, what impressed the most are the variety of photo frames, textures and light effects that you can apply to digital images in a click. This is very handy when you have to quickly finetune a web image or a family picture but there is no graphics software like Photoshop, GIMP or Picasa installed on you computer.
INTERESTING WEBSITE#24
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Flvix is a free online video converter that will convert videos from Youtube, Google Video to the formats AVI, MOV, MP4, 3GP, MP3.
INTERESTING WEBSITE#25
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FilesTube is a search engine designed to search files in various file sharing and uploading sites. Search for “All” or by media type (mp3, wma, zip).Learn foreign Languages with Mango
INTERESTING WEBSITE#25
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Mango Languages has launched a in beta. Mango is an online tool for learning a language - Spanish, Russian, French, Italian and more. There is also option for English for Spanish speakers and English for Polish speakers.

INTERESTING WEBSITE#26
Bubblesnaps
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Bubblesnaps - add a caption to your digital photos. The posibilities for fun are endless!
INTERESTING WEBSITE#27
OffSurf - Firewall Bypass and Site Unblocker
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Offsurf: Can’t surf your favorite sites such as mySpace at schoolEmployer blocked most wanted sites? There is a way out. Just enter a URL in the box and hit Navigate! Alternatively, you can also download offsurf toolbar for IE.
INTERESTING WEBSITE#28
.Empressr : Online Presentation software
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Empressr : online, ajax-powered presentation software. Impressive looking … and free!
INTERESTING WEBSITE#29

Daytipper: daily tips, tricks and techniques

INTERESTING WEBSITES - ONE AND ONLY PLACE FOR STUDENTSDaytipper: Welcome to Daytipper. Based on the premise that everyone is an expert on something, Daytipper collects tips from a variety of areas (home, food, gardening, tech etc) and if they like your tip, they’ll pay you $3 for it as well!
Daytipper is obviously really new and some of the tip categories are a little lean, but I’m sure once the word gets around a bit, the tips will start flowing in. A great site to add to your newsreader.
INTERESTING WEBSITE#30

Good Widgets: photo display widgets

INTERESTING WEBSITES - ONE AND ONLY PLACE FOR STUDENTSIf you’re looking for a nice and different way to display your photos on your website, you really should go and have a peek at Good Widgets. Currently Good Widgets offers 3 different photo display widgets - the book, the stack and the slideshow. Each one is customizable to suit your site. Also, each is available in two flavours - free but has the Good Widgets logo and a smaller number of photos per widget OR Standard, which is priced from $2 to $4 and doubles the number of photos.
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Phixr : Online Photo Editor
INTERESTING WEBSITES - ONE AND ONLY PLACE FOR STUDENTSPhixr - Online Photo Editor is a site that can come in handy whenever your regular photo editor isn’t handy. Perhaps on vacation or at a family members for Thanksgiving?
Simply upload a photo (or point to the photo’s url), edit the photo with some easy to use photo tools (crop, rotate, sharpen, color balance, convert to black & white etc). Phixr actually has a nice selection of tools! To finish, either save your photo, email it or upload it to a photo site such as flickr, all from within phixr.

INTERESTING WEBSITE#32
LabPixiex : Nice Gadgets
INTERESTING WEBSITES - ONE AND ONLY PLACE FOR STUDENTSLabPixies - Coolest Gadgets On The Web - whatever your flavour of personal start page, LabPixies has a good selection of gadgets to add. Most available for Google and Windows Live and many available also for Pageflakes and
Netvibes, with easy click-to-add functions.
INTERESTING WEBSITE#33
Musicovery: a very cool way to discover music
INTERESTING WEBSITES - ONE AND ONLY PLACE FOR STUDENTSWith Musicovery : interactive webRadio you can determine what music to listen to by your mood, define it by genre or narrow it down to a particular decade. Choose to hear only only hits or only non hits or set it to discovery mode to, um …discover. Make your picks then watch musicovery deliver just the right musical choices for you. I like!
INTERESTING WEBSITE#34

Signbot: make your own animated scrolling text LED sign

INTERESTING WEBSITES - ONE AND ONLY PLACE FOR STUDENTSSignbot - make your own animated scrolling text LED sign. Write your text, select a sign width then generate to add to your MySpace or website or use as your forum sig or avatar. The generator will generator regular and LiveJournal-specific code.
INTERESTING WEBSITE#35

Sparkl.us: the web designer’s search engine

INTERESTING WEBSITES - ONE AND ONLY PLACE FOR STUDENTS
Sparkl | The Web Designers Search Engine - powered by Google CSE and boasting over 1400 hand-picked sites for the best web design results for your search time.

INTERESTING WEBSITE#36
Gimpology: tutorials for the GIMP
INTERESTING WEBSITES - ONE AND ONLY PLACE FOR STUDENTSGimpology: Tutorials and resources for the GIMP done digg style, with ratings and comments.
A great resource for the Photoshop-alternative GIMP.
INTERESTING WEBSITE#37

BloggBuzz: like digg for bloggers

INTERESTING WEBSITES - ONE AND ONLY PLACE FOR STUDENTSSeems that bloggers don’t get much love on Digg. So now, bloggers have a new tool to promote their blog posts. Blogg-Buzz is “a blogger driven site, exclusively for bloggers … to share, discover and promote blog posts they find interesting.”
INTERESTING WEBSITE#38

Widgipedia: for all your widget needs

INTERESTING WEBSITES - ONE AND ONLY PLACE FOR STUDENTSWeb widgets, desktop widgets, widget resources, samples, tutorials web and desktop widgets and resources, all nicely categorized.

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